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This is my trilingual virtual Jokes’ Room. Enjoy!

 

 

                                                              

 

 

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

 

 

That's not right...

Sum Ting Wong

 

Are you harbouring a fugitive?...

Hu Yu Hai Ding?

 

See me ASAP...

Kum Hia Nao

 

Stupid Man...

Dum Gai

 

Small Horse...

Tai Ni Po Ni

 

Did you go to the beach?...

Wai Yu So Tan?

 

I bumped into a coffee table...

Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

I think you need a face lift...

Chin Tu Fat

 

It's very dark in here...

Wai So Dim?

 

I thought you were on a diet...

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

 

This is a tow away zone...

No Pah King

 

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...

Wai Yu Kum Nao?

 

Staying out of sight...

Lei Ying Lo

 

He's cleaning his automobile...

Wa Shing Ka

 

Your body odor is offensive...

Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

 

Chinees voor Hollanders

 

Een Chinees dom blondje? Dom Ding

 

De Chinese minister van verkeer? Om Lei Ding

 

Een Chinese visser? Pa Ling

 

Een Chinese drugshandelaar? Do Ping

 

Een Chinese schoonmoeder? Tang

 

Een Chinese schoonvader? Bang van Tang

 

Een Chinese Jehovah-getuige? Ding Dong

 

 

 

 

 

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