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Human beings are very clever at making excuses –
especially if they think that it will clear them of being blamed for something
or relieve them of their duties. But God
knows everything and can never be fooled, He can see through any attempt we
make to deceive Him, or anyone else.
Excuses usually make things worse in our lives. There is a story told of an Italian Duke who
went to
“You rogue!” said the Duke, tapping the man on the
shoulder with his rod, “What are you doing among all these innocent men? Get
out of their company straight away.” The poor man was immediately released,
while those who excused themselves were left to tug the oars until they had
finished their sentence.
A little boy who was on his death-bed, urged his father to
trust in the Lord. He said, “Father, I am going to heaven: what shall I tell
Jesus is the reason (the excuse) why you do not love Him?”
An old saying is, “he that excuses himself, accuses
himself.”. This is especially true in the sight of
God. God’s word says, “He that covers
his sin shall not prosper: but whoever confesses and forsakes them shall have
mercy.” Proverbs 28:13.
~Enjoy
a laugh~
Sad lesson: Teacher to class. “This is a
portrait of the founder of this school.
He gave large sums to this school.”
Backward scholar: “Why
didn’t he work out the sums himself.”
Trade skill: A beggar asked a
wealthy looking man for $20 for a cup of coffee. “That’s ridiculous.” replied the man, “coffee
does not cost that much.” “Just ‘yes’ or
‘no’, mate” replied the beggar, “I don’t need a lecture on how to run my
business.”
Good advertising: Butcher. “All the meat in this window is from local farmers killed on their premises.” Delicatessen. “Our wurst is best.”
Closing shop. “Closing down, thanks to all our customers.” Beauty parlour.
“Combing attraction.” Highway billboard. “All
those who hate speeding tickets, raise your right foot.”
No shame: Judge
to Bill. “What! You here again? Aren’t you ashamed to be seen here? “Oh no!” replied Bill, “what’s good enough
for you is good enough for me.”
Careful driver: Friend. “How long did it take you to learn to
drive a car?” Driver.
“Oh, three or four.”
“Weeks?’ “No,
cars.”
Marriage counsel: Enquirer: “Should I marry a beautiful girl or a
sensible girl? Counsellor. “You should
marry neither, because a beautiful girl would do better, and a sensible girl
would know better.”
Crime scene: “ What are you in gaol for?” an inmate asked.
“For stealing a piece of rope.” “A piece of rope?” “Sure, but there was a cow
tied to the end of it.”
Judge. “You are charged
for stealing chickens. Have you any
witnesses?” Prisoner.
“Certainly not.
I never steal before witnesses.”
Old lawyers never die – they
only lose their appeal!
Being polite:
Everyone was puzzled why a retired gentleman addressed every
woman as ‘Fair Lady’. Later they found out that he had been a bus conductor for years
and always asked –‘fare lady’.
Bible adventure
Some years ago a Bible
seller visited the very poor town of
He came to one house and had
difficulty in getting the woman to open the door. “Madam” he began, “I have a
very excellent book; the Life of the Lord Jesus Christ---” “Don’t want it,” snapped the woman.
“But you don’t know what it
is. It is worth more than all your farm.” “Don’t want it”, she insisted. He continued to try to interest her in the
book.
“You are wasting your time,
Sir, my husband is out, and I have no money to buy your book.”
“Not at all, Madam; money is no problem. Give
me two litres of corn for my horse, and the book
shall be yours.” “Haven’t any corn,” was
her sharp reply.
“Never mind that, Madam; a couple of litres of black beans (which everyone had) will do.” “Haven’t any beans” was the curt reply. “Is that so? – then,
perhaps cheese.? What no cheese? Well, then, give me a block of sugar and the
book is yours.” “Haven’t any” came the stern reply. The case seemed hopeless.
Some may ask why the man did not just
give her the Bible?
But he had learned that ‘a book given is a book despised’, except in
great poverty. If the New Testament had
been given, it would have been handed to the priest, who made bonfires of books
and Bibles.
He was about to leave when
he saw a large piece of smoked pig fat hanging in the kitchen. “Stop!” he said,
“Give me half a kilo of that fat and I’ll leave you this wonderful book.” The woman picked up a knife, cut off a piece,
wrapped it up in a banana leaf, and received the book in exchange. It was not till later that he learned what
then happened.
The woman flung the book
into a corner. Shortly after her husband
returned and she told him how the man had compelled her to buy a Protestant
book for half a kilo of pig’s fat. “There’s the book!” she growled; “have a
look at it and then throw it in the fire – the best place for it”. She then left the room.
The man gingerly picked up the book. The first verse he saw that interested him
was in the Epistle to the Ephesians, and he continued to read. When his wife
returned, nearly an hour later, she was surprised and alarmed to find her
husband reading the book, and she tried to take it
from him.
“No, wife,” he cried; “you
don’t burn this book. Why, it is just
the kind of book I have desired to have for a long time. Listen to this.” And he read to her a passage. There was something in the passage that
appealed to her too; so she sat down, and they turned to the first page and
began to read through the book.
During the next few weeks
they read through the New Testament several times. The man then wrote to the
Bible seller asking him to visit them.
When the Bible seller
arrived; the man and his wife met him with a warm welcome. He was surprised to
notice that all the crosses and idols had been removed from the house, as well
as the barrels of rum. They told the man
how that they had read the Bible, had seen the error of idolatry and had come
to trust in Christ alone. The Bible
seller was amazed at their knowledge of the way of salvation.
After talking and praising
the Lord for a time, the Bible seller suggested that they pray to the Lord;
they all knelt, and each one poured out their hearts in thanksgiving to the
Lord.
The Bible seller rode home
with a happy heart, knowing that his labours were not
in vain in the Lord.
Captain converted
James Haldane’s father and mother died
when he was only six years old. His
family was wealthy so he was well cared for, but he grew up without any
interest in God or the Bible.
When James was a teenager, he joined the
British navy and gradually rose to be captain of a naval war ship. On one occasion the ship was engaged in a
hotly contested battle. The enemy fired
on his ship and killed all the men that were on deck. Captain Haldane ordered
more men to come on deck and man the guns.
When these men saw all their comrades dead and blown to pieces, they
were filled with fear and panic.
Captain Haldane cursed his unwilling men
and said that he wished God would cast them all into hell. Suddenly an old seaman, who feared God,
stepped up to him and said respectfully, “Captain, I believe God hears prayer;
and if God had answered your prayer just now, what would become of us?” He
bowed to the Captain and walked back to his post.
After the battle had ended, Captain
Haldane thought about what the man had said. After much thought, he realised
his need of God’s mercy, and prayed to the Lord for salvation and was converted
to Christ.
He soon left the navy and went to tell
his brother Robert how he had been saved, but Robert was very angry and asked
him never to enter his house again until he had changed his views.
“Very well, Robert”, relied James, “but I
am happy that there is one thing you cannot stop and that is my praying for
you.” He shook his brother’s hand and said goodbye.
Later, Robert Haldane felt very guilty
for his actions and could not forget that his brother was constantly praying
for him. He began to read the Bible and saw that he was a lost sinner, and the
Lord saved him also.
Both these brothers now became very
famous preachers and established churches in many places in
Later Robert Haldane visited
The French shoemaker
Many years ago a beggar entered a Bible
shop in
At that time very few people owned a
Bible and many had never even heard of it.
The beggar set off to outlying places and offered to read a portion of
the Bible to anyone for a small charge.
One day he entered a shoemaker’s shop.
The shoemaker told him that he was too poor to give him a gift. The beggar replied, “If you are willing to
give me a small coin, I will read a chapter of the Bible to you.” “A chapter of what?” replied the shoemaker,
“I have never heard of the Bible.” “It
is a book that speaks about God.” the beggar replied.
The shoemaker was curious to know what
the Bible said, so he gave the beggar a coin.
The beggar sat down and began to read the third chapter of John’s
gospel. The shoemaker listened with
great interest; he had never heard such things. Each time the beggar paused,
the shoemaker cried, “Go on! Go on.”
The beggar would only read one chapter, then he wanted another coin.
The shoemaker quickly gave him another and the beggar read the fourth chapter
and demanded more for the next, but the shoemaker could not afford it. He asked the beggar where he had got his
Bible; he told him that a man in a Bible shop in
The shoemaker could not forget the
wonderful words he had heard, and a couple of weeks later he set out on foot to
walk the 120 miles to
The bookseller asked where he came
from. When he heard how far he had
travelled, the bookseller agreed to give him a Bible. “Can you read? He asked.
“No Sir, but my daughter can and there are three other people in our village
who can read.”
The man returned home with great joy
carrying his Bible. On reaching home, he called his neighbours to hear the
Bible read. The shoemaker paid great attention to the words he heard and
committed much of it to memory, and soon knew the grace of God in his own
heart.
After six months, the shoemaker returned
to
Psalm 119:130. “The entrance of Thy word gives light; it gives understanding to the
simple.”
The voice of conscience
Have you ever noticed how loud a town clock sounds when it chimes when
there is no traffic around, and yet if there is the noise of traffic, you
hardly hear it? Our consciences are like
that clock; if we are very busy and filled with thoughts about other things, we
never really hear the voice of our conscience telling us that we have sins to
repent of. But if we are quiet and alone
or are sick and facing death, then the voice of our conscience becomes loud and
clear to us. We should seek to be quiet
and let our consciences speak to us at all times
Going slow!
One poor Christian man was very sad and
depressed: He seemed to be going so slow in his Christian life. He was slow in learning the truths of
Scripture and spiritual lessons in his own life.
One day he met a preacher, Sammy Hick, a negro preacher. “How are you going on your way to heaven?” inquired
the preacher. The despairing man replied, “Very slowly, I fear.” “Well, bless the Lord,” said Sammy, “there
were snails in Noah’s ark and well as animals that could run fast.” This unexpected reply was just what this man
needed. He was greatly encouraged and increased in his faith.
Not all God’s people are the same, some
are slow learners, while others are quick; but all who have faith in Jesus
Christ will be with the Lord forever in heaven
The English
hunter
An English migrant had only recently
arrived in
There he found another Englishman who was
very ill, lying on a mattress. They
began to talk and found that they had both attended the same university. The
man said that he had been wild and uncontrollable,
so his family had sent him to
The hunter was an ungodly man himself, but he said that he thought he
needed the Bible. “Oh, the Bible!”
replied the man, “why, my mother put one in my box when I left home. I have
never opened it.”
The hunter found the Bible for him. “Now,
where shall we turn to?” he asked.
Neither of them knew where to look.
“Well, clap the book together and see where it opens to.” he said. The
Bible fell open at Isaiah Chapter 53.
The hunter began to read, “He is despised
and rejected of men; a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief.” “Who is He?” asked the man. The hunter guessed, “Jesus Christ.” “Ah, go on.”
He read until verse 6,
“All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned everyone to his own
way.” “Stop,” he said, “that’s me;
that’s me! That’s just what I’ve done in my life.” Then asked
him to read on. “And the Lord hath laid on Him the iniquity of us
all.” “That’s Jesus Christ,” said the
sick man, “read it again.”
The hunter read to him the rest of the
chapter, then found some passages about Christ in the
New Testament. But by this time the
hunter was very tired and lay down and slept soundly. The next morning; there was a great change in
the sick man; he seemed full of peace and joy. The hunter wondered what had
happened to him?
The sick man said, “The Lord has laid on Him the iniquity of us
all. Jesus Christ is my Saviour.” He
said how that he had cried to the Lord and He had saved him.
The man died shortly afterwards, but
before he died, he asked the hunter to write on the fly-leaf of his Bible
telling how they had met, and how he died trusting in Christ, then send it to
his aged father in London.
Later the hunter too was saved by God’s
grace, and eventually returned to
Praying soldier
A soldier, who was a Christian, was
placed in an army barracks where there was no place for him to quietly pray to
God. One dark night he decided to go out
into a nearby field and there pour out his heart to the Lord in prayer.
He thought that there, no one would see
him and no one would hear him, only the Lord.
But the Lord, whose “thoughts are not our thoughts” had purposed
differently.
In the same regiment there were two
soldiers whose hearts were filled with hatred one to the other. This hatred had been there for a long time,
and they had often argued and disputed with each other. That night they had decided to settle the
matter by fighting each other in the field.
They could not fight in the barracks for fear of discipline from their
leaders.
Now the field was very large, and they might have easily gone to another
place; but God had ordered that they should go to the same spot where the young
soldier was praying. They walked very
quietly into the field, but were surprised to hear a voice. As they crept closer they heard a man praying
to God. They stopped and listened to the
prayer, and it had such a deep effect upon them that their hatred gradually
subsided, and they felt love and forgiveness in their hearts. They both shook hands and confessed they were
both in the wrong and now felt no hatred against each other.
The soldier’s prayer was not only a blessing to himself, but to others
whom he least expected.
Thankfulness blessed
Francis Frescobald
was a wealthy merchant in
Francis took the young man in, and
clothed and fed him, till he became strong and healthy again. Then he gave him
a good horse and sufficient money to return home. Thomas thanked the man for his kindness and
returned to
Soon Thomas obtained a position serving
Cardinal Thomas Wolsley. When the Cardinal died, his diligence brought
him into favour with the King, Henry V111.
The King made him Baron, Earl of Essex, and later made him Lord
Chancellor of England.
In the mean time Francis Frescobald lost most of his wealth and at last he decided
to go to
Francis was astonished to receive such a
welcome and to meet Cromwell again.
After their meal, Cromwell asked him the reason for his visit. The merchant told him his sad story. Cromwell replied, “I am sorry to hear of your
misfortunes. I think that it is fit that
I should repay you what I owe”. He paid
him for the clothes he gave him in
Cromwell then asked him the names of the
merchants who owed him money, and then sent his own servants with a message for
them to pay within fifteen days. In a
short time the entire amount was paid.
The merchant returned to
Cromwell was a true Christian, he supported the
publication of the English Bible and to it being placed in every parish for
people to read. Sadly, he later offended
King Henry V111 and was arrested and executed.
~ The Shorter Catechism ~
Question
13 Did our first
parents continue in the estate wherein they were created?
This question takes us back to the
Garden of Eden. But boys and girls face a huge problem in modern times in that so
many people refuse to believe that this garden ever existed. If it never did
exist it means more not less problems
and mysteries for people to deal with in life. Without the Garden of Eden we
have no explanation for the presence of evil and sin in the world. It is very
strange that the people refusing to believe in
Yet the Bible and our Catechism gives a
perfectly reasonable explanation: Our
first parents, being left to the freedom of their own will, fell from the
estate wherein they were created, by sinning against God.
That, of course, leads to the next
question: What is sin? Most boys and
girls know what it is to be bad and cheeky! But being bad or cheeky is one thing; sin
is quite different! When you do something wrong at home or in school your
parents or teacher will usually be content if you apologize in some way or
other. But sin is far more serious than that, as our Catechism reminds us: Sin is any want of conformity unto, or
transgression of, the law of God. God expects far more from boys and girls
than a mere apology - He looks for what the Bible calls repentance. If you want
to understand more about this read about the Prodigal Son in Luke 15 or Psalm
51, which David wrote when he sinned against God. Question
15 helps us to understand more of what sin is: What was the sin whereby our first parents fell from the estate wherein
they were created? In the beautiful scenery of
Won by Kindness
Soldiers who
are Christians, have often been very cruelly treated by their
fellow-soldiers. Often they have been
laughed at and mocked, and at other times, treated in a very cruel manner.
One British soldier, who was on duty on
the
One sergeant became particularly
hostile towards him. He did everything he could to make his life miserable, but
the Christian quietly suffered all the abuse and ill-treatment.
After a time the regiment moved to
The next morning, the sergeant found
his boots neatly cleaned and polished.
The Christian had quietly done this while he was asleep. The sergeant now felt greatly convicted of
his sin, and that day he repented and turned to God for forgiveness.
Instead of being angry and rebuking the
sergeant, the Christian acted with love and kindness. He had returned good for evil, and by doing
this, he won the sergeant to Christ.
The sergeant became a bright and
faithful Christian, was glad to tell others how he had been saved through the
kindness of the humble private. He now
loved the soldier who was a Christian and together they served the Lord.